Dear Daddy,
Mommy let me borrow her computer to type you a message. Please excuse the typo's as, well, I can't technically read or write yet. I wanted to wish you a very Happy Birthday. I learned all about birthdays from Chica on Sprout (she's my favorite you know).
So you are 31 huh? That's Ooooooooooooooooooooooooold. What was it like when you were a kid? I bet they didn't even have diaper genies or portable DVD players, that must have really stunk. I'm glad I live in a age of modern conveniences, and I am so glad that I get to celebrate your birthday with you!
For your birthday, I made a top 10 list, you know, sort of like Letterman (but I'm way cuter) of all my favorite things I like about you. So lets begin.
Reason number 10 my Daddy is the best Daddy and deserves to have the best B-Day ever:
10. He takes me to all these fabulous Bay Area attractions. Other people think I'm too little, but Daddy knows I'm silently processing all the new information. He has taken me to the Exploratorium, The Golden Gate Academy of Science, The Aquarium, the Zoo, Filoli Gardens...the list goes on. He is setting my standards for life and culture pretty high.
Reason number 9 my Daddy is the best Daddy and deserves to have the best B-Day ever:
9. He knows my routine better than anyone in the world. If I pull my ear, he knows I'm tired, if I blow raspberries he knows I'm relaxed. A girl could wait her whole life to be that in tune with a man.
Reason number 8 my Daddy is the best Daddy and deserves to have the best B-Day ever:
8. He gives the BEST tickles in the whole world. Others try, but I'm a tough nut, I only humor them with a look of curiosity-- but really I'm bored. But when DADDY gives me tickles it's funny, I mean really really funny. How does that guy do that?
Reason number 7 my Daddy is the best Daddy and deserves to have the best B-Day ever:
7. He lets me watch TV. We watch the Sprout channel. My favorites are: Skipper the Dog, Make way for Noddy, Calliou, Sesame Street, and the Berenstain Bears...you know, 'cause they are a lot like people, but only moreso. (If you got that reference you are pretty cool in my book).
Reason number 6 my Daddy is the best Daddy and deserves to have the best B-Day ever:
6. He takes me on great walks during the week. Sometimes we go the the grocery store, sometimes we go walk by the water and look at the geese. But really what I love is working on my tan, in case no one has noticed, I'm pretty white.
Reason number 5 my Daddy is the best Daddy and deserves to have the best B-Day ever:
5. He's strong! He can throw me up in the air and catch me, or make me fly like superman. He is like my very own personal carnival ride.
Reason number 4 my Daddy is the best Daddy and deserves to have the best B-Day ever:
4. He makes all my food from scratch. Basically, he is my personal chef. He really only wants me to have the good stuff. We tried carrots last night. The texture was a bit rough for me, but I liked them! Next up we are going to do sweet potatoes. Grammy Cathy says those were Daddy's favorite as a baby. If they were his favorite I'm sure I will love them...he has got pretty excellent taste.
Reason number 3 my Daddy is the best Daddy and deserves to have the best B-Day ever:
3. He wakes up with me in the middle of the night. I can be kind of a pain sometimes. I'm made to party. 3am is not late...don't be a wuss. I don't think I'm the problem waking up the middle of the night, I think you are all just lazy. But Daddy puts up with me. He wakes up, feeds me my snack, and rocks me to sleep. Next month I'm gonna convince him to hit some clubs with me, I just need a fake ID.
Reason number 2 my Daddy is the best Daddy and deserves to have the best B-Day ever:
2. He gives me these really scratchy kisses. His face grows hair, which I think is a bit like showing off, because I can't even grow it on my head. He goes in to kiss me and his whiskers tickle me and make me laugh. The only person in the world who ever gave me scratchy kisses was my dad.
Reason number 1 my Daddy is the best Daddy and deserves to have the best B-Day ever:
1. He loves me! Simple as that. My Daddy always puts me first, never is selfish, and according to my Mommy, has lived up to all of his wedding vows, and then some.
So, for all these reasons, Daddy, I love you, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Love Annie.
PS, Happy Bday to Uncle Todd too!